Husbands·Wives, Anonymous

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

- Anonymous

Life, Charlie Brown

Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68)

- Charlie Brown from Peanuts (1968)

Food·Dieting, Katherine Cebrian

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

- Katherine Cebrian

Advice, Mother Teresa

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

- Mother Teresa (1910-1997)

Food, English Proverb

Sweet meat will have sour sauce.

- English Proverb

Advice, English Proverb

One rotten apple spoils the barrel.

- English Proverb

Advice, English Proverb

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

- English Proverb

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