[Humor] A little boy

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

Food·Dieting, Samuel Johnson

He who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.

- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

Food·Dieting, Groucho Marx

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Time flies like an arrow.

- English Proverb

Honey, Dutch proverb

A drop of honey catches more flies than a barrel of vinegar.

- Dutch proverb

Confidence, Chinese Proverb

酒香不怕巷子深。[jiǔ​xiāng​bù​pà​xiàng​zi​shēn]

- 中國俗談

Fragrant wine fears no dark alley.

- Chinese Proverb

Quality goods need no advertising.

cf. Good wine needs no bush. [Western Proverb]

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Food, M. F. K. Fisher

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.

- M. F. K. Fisher (1908-1992)

Food, Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

- Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826)